“As if surviving covid was not sufficient for this poop sandwich of a calendar year!”
In excess of the weekend, the “Just Give Me a Rationale” singer posted a photo of herself in a hospital mattress and wrote: “As if surviving covid was not enough for this poop sandwich of a year!”
“Effectively, I obtained my stitches out from drying that wine glass, that went perfectly,” she ongoing. “Then I recovered from my quite to start with staph infection for no cause (cry for assistance?) (correct knee was lonely?) so I considered I’d fracture my ankle!”
Pink then described she fractured her ankle though “working down the stairs seeking to see the Xmas star! Ha! Turns out it is not till the 21st.”
Pink was referring to what is actually going on tonight: the “fantastic conjunction,” when Jupiter and Saturn will surface to overlap and type a “double world.”
The 41-calendar year-old then mused as to how else she could make this calendar year additional unfortunate.
“Later on tonight I’m gonna climb inside a raw hen and see if I simply cannot check out out what salmonella’s like! 2020 is the reward that keeps on providing,” Pink concluded. “Satisfied holiday seasons everyone! Who wants a Negroni!”