Black persons have been supposed to get superpowers, so why can’t I teleport?

“As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than all people else, we are a lot more resourceful, on December 21 our Serious DNA will be unlocked and majority will be ready to do matters that we assumed had been fiction. Find out who u are as a individuals *emoji* they wanna make us normal,” lottidot tweeted on Dec. 5.

As black folks, genetically we are more robust and smarter than anyone else, we are much more creative, on December 21 our Serious DNA will be unlocked and vast majority will be able to do points that we believed ended up fiction. Study who u are as a people ?‘?🏽‍🦯 they wanna make us average

— ßß (@lottidot) December 5, 2020

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And if it can be one particular factor you can anticipate from the Black neighborhood when we listen to these unanticipated news, it can be jokes. Gosh I like my individuals.

black people today checking the progress of the alignment so they can get their superpowers: #December21st pic.twitter.com/zVyfGYOJ32

— okay (@MasterNoIntro) December 21, 2020

God triple examining his record tonight to ensure he just isn’t granting powers to completely wrong the folks… pic.twitter.com/H0gHOT1sWD

— Ashleigh R. Wilson (@A1Information_) December 21, 2020

Me on December 21 demanding a billion bucks from the govt now that I’m a supervillain pic.twitter.com/Ac70FOvBGw

— krime commencing important 🦹🏾‍♀️✨ (@keytothefuture_) December 14, 2020

Unfortunately, it will not appear that any person obtained their powers. Very well, not bodily in any case.

“I genuinely considered we was long gone get some super powers blood I’m really upset smh,” FgChiChi wrote on Dec. 22.

“No superpowers yet. Guess my parents are not both of those black then. A person got some describing to do,” KozyxGod added.

I seriously considered we was gone get some tremendous powers blood I’m seriously disappointed smh

— UnderDogChi (@FgChiChi) December 22, 2020

No superpowers nonetheless. Guess my parents usually are not the two black then. Anyone acquired some describing to do

— LongLiveBella (@KozyxGod) December 21, 2020

But my favorite tweet of all arrived from poeticjustiZZ, reminding us that the moment all the excitement from this dies down, we are nevertheless winners.

“The ideal component about becoming black on December 21st is that I’m both going to be laughing hysterically with black Twitter at all the jokes, or I’m heading to have tremendous powers. It is a win-get in my e-book,” he wrote.

The best part about remaining black on December 21st is that I’m both going to be laughing hysterically with black Twitter at all the jokes, or I’m heading to have super powers. It’s a earn-gain in my ebook.

— Miles Morales (@poeticjustiZZ) December 15, 2020

When you set it that way, you are proper. Not getting able to teleport or zap my haters does suck, but it feels great to be part of the society that commenced it all.