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20+ Hilarious Bad Santa Quotes ( Christmas 2022 List)

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We know you love the holiday season, but sometimes it gets out of hand. These bad Santa quotes will help you keep things under control. There’s no such thing as a good Santa Claus. But there is a bad one. And he’s coming to town.

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You’re going to have a bad Christmas this year. Don’t worry, we’ve got some great ideas on what to do about it!

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Before Diving into the quotes list let us have some fun with:

Question And Answer Round On Bad Santa

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What are their names Bad Santa?

To have a detail regarding this go check it out here.

What is Bad Santa actual profession?

Willie T. Soke and his dwarf assistant Marcus Skidmore are professional thieves.

Who is Santa’s biggest enemy?

Krampus is basically the anti-St. Nicholas, the opposite of Santa Claus.

What are 3 nicknames for Santa?

The 3 Nicknames for Santa are as follows:

  • Saint Nicholas
  • St. Nick
  • Kris Kringle
  • Pelznickel

Does Dirty Santa mean?

A white elephant gift exchange, Yankee swap or Dirty Santa is a party game.

Who is the highest paid Santa?

Bill Strother according to an article in the Saturday Evening Post in 1951.

What is the salary of Santa Claus?

As of Nov 19, 2022, the average annual pay for a Santa in the United States is $61,639 a year. Source

Are Santa elves paid?

The elves do not receive cash for making the toys.

Who is Santa’s evil twin?

Who is Santa’s right hand man?

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Who is Santa’s bestfriend?

Rovan, The Italian sheep Dog.

Is Krampus Santa’s brother?

Yes, Krampus is Santa’s Brother.

What do you call a female Santa?

What do Mexicans call Santa?

Pancho Claus

Why does Santa say ho ho ho?

The word “Ho ho ho” is an expression of deep joy and happiness from Santa Claus.

What is Santa’s real name

How old was Santa before death?

In 2022, Santa Claus will be 1,751 years old, according to the blog Email Santa.

Enough! Now without any further delay let us dive straight into the bad Santa quotes list:

Top  Bad Santa Quotes For Free

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1. Quote By Dr. Seuss

You’re going to have a bad Christmas this year. Don’t worry, we’ve got some great ideas on what to do about it!

“I don’t like Christmas. I don’t even like people.” – Dr. Seuss

2. Bad Santa Quotes By Groucho Marx

If you’ve ever been disappointed by the gifts you received at Christmas, then you probably agree with Groucho Marx. In his famous quote, he explains why Santa Claus isn’t real.

“Santa Claus doesn’t exist. He’s just a bunch of fat guys flying around in reindeer suits.” – Groucho Marx

3. Santa Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt

It’s easy to feel down during the holidays when you receive disappointing presents. However, there are some people who take the spirit of the season too far. They use the holiday as an excuse to act badly towards others. This behavior is called “bad Santa.”

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” -Franklin D. Roosevelt

4. Bad Santa Quotes By Charles Dickens

If you’re feeling down during the holidays, try using these bad Santa quotes to cheer yourself up. You might find that you start to enjoy the season more after reading them.

“If you’re going to steal from orphans, why not go whole hog?” – Charles Dickens

5. Quote On Christmas By Sir Albert Einstien

It’s easy to feel overwhelmed by the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. This quote reminds us that we shouldn’t let our stress levels rise too high. Instead, we should focus on what matters most to us.

“You’ve got to be careful when you choose your friends. You don’t want them to be smart. They’ll find out and then where will you be?” – Albert Einstein

Bad Santa movie quotes from Santa himself

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These can be seen as dirty Christmas movie quotes as well.

“Why don’t you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.” – Willie

“Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right?” – Willie

“OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!” – Willie

“Wanna see some magic? OK, let’s watch you disappear.” – Willie

“I hope that you got my present and that there wasn’t too much blood on it.” – Willie

Insulting Quotes From The Movie

“Well, you smell like a bum’s nut sack.” – Willie

“You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin’ shit that has every slid from a human being’s hairy ass.” – Marcus

 “I could stick you up my ass, small fry.” – Gin

One-Liner Bad Santa Quotes

“More booze, more bullshit, more butt-f*cking.” – Marcus

 “Well they all can’t be winners.” – Willie

“Mind your own goddamn business.” – Willie

Summary!

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Do you like our exclusive list of Bad Santa quotes for 2022 at Tinydale? Which one is your favorite Bad Santa quote do let us know in the comment box below?

Also please don’t forget to share with your family and friends as Christmas is round the corner than have fun and enjoy this beautiful season of Christmas with your loved ones!

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